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Sep. 25th, 2004 11:44 pm
[personal profile] rootofnewt
For about two seconds, I contemplated becoming a professional wetnurse. Then I remembered the part where I have to watch what I eat, skip the opium, and deal with chapped nipples.

This is what I get for watching History Channel this late at night.
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Date: 2004-09-25 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaikob.livejournal.com
No opium? Why don't they just tell you not to breathe? Whoever "they" are.

What's wrong with chapped nipples?
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