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[rootofnewt]

For about two seconds, I contemplated becoming a professional wetnurse. Then I remembered the part where I have to watch what I eat, skip the opium, and deal with chapped nipples.

This is what I get for watching History Channel this late at night.

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[mustelidmania.livejournal.com]

god, especially the nipples. I get pain just thinking about it.

[jaikob.livejournal.com]

No opium? Why don't they just tell you not to breathe? Whoever "they" are.

What's wrong with chapped nipples?

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

..and the vampire babies.

[seeliespright.livejournal.com]

^_^

[ismene.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could be a model for a wetnurse website!

[absinthea.livejournal.com]

*looks down shirt* No chapped nipples here.