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[rootofnewt]

Contrary to popular belief, the correct response to "Damn, I just spilled pickle juice down my cleavage!" is NOT "YAY! PICKLES!"

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[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

It isn't?

[xiane.livejournal.com]

How about, "Mmmmm, pickled cleavage...."

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

I thought it was, "Excuse me, may I help you clean that up?"

[calebbullen.livejournal.com]

Damn! that made me laugh.

What is the correct response though? (with apologies to Edmond Rostand)

The mother goose approach: Peter Piper Pecked a pair of Pickled Pillows!
The Clerks Approach: You want fries with that?
The ethnic approach: Finally, they're kosher!
The Gallant approach: Let me help you spread that around.
The Uncouth Approach: I got yer pickle right here
The sheep approach: Pass the jar!
The Surreal approach: Twas brillig and the slythy toves...
The Petulant approach: I wanted coleslaw!
The Oedipal approach: mmm mmm mmnyah

Sure, it's not comedy gold but I bet ole eddy spent a week on that first scene of Cyrano and I only took two minutes.

[stmaybe.livejournal.com]

must learn not to drink while reading krasota's posts

*runs for paper towels*

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

why not!??

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

You take that side, I'll do this one ;-)

[ashbet]

What do you MEAN it's not??!? (Have I been saying the wrong thing all these years?)

Mmmm . . . pickles . . . mmmm . . . b00bs . . . ;)

-- Andi

[dreamsneak.livejournal.com]

i don't know what your mama taught you, but i was told it was rude not to celebrate such an occasion! and then, of course, be a helpful little girl and assist in clean up. =)

[sythyry.livejournal.com]

I couldn't remember the correct response, so I checked in Miss Manners. According to her, it's "That's too bad, dear; would you like some tea to wash it down?"

That struck me as a bit odd, so I required Sandra Day O'Conner to spill some pickle juice there by accident, and said that to her. She gave me a look like I'm utterly rude and vaguely insane.

Am I missing something here? Has Miss Manners failed me?

-- Floki or something

[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

Miss Manners would never let one down! She is my hero!

I'm sure you looked up the wrong context of the question, perhaps "Mishaps That May Occur During Naked Luncheons"?

[absinthea.livejournal.com]

THats right...it should be "YAY! PICKLE FLAVOURED BOOBALAGE!"