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[rootofnewt]

Contrary to popular belief, the correct response to "Damn, I just spilled pickle juice down my cleavage!" is NOT "YAY! PICKLES!"

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[sythyry.livejournal.com]

I couldn't remember the correct response, so I checked in Miss Manners. According to her, it's "That's too bad, dear; would you like some tea to wash it down?"

That struck me as a bit odd, so I required Sandra Day O'Conner to spill some pickle juice there by accident, and said that to her. She gave me a look like I'm utterly rude and vaguely insane.

Am I missing something here? Has Miss Manners failed me?

-- Floki or something

[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

Miss Manners would never let one down! She is my hero!

I'm sure you looked up the wrong context of the question, perhaps "Mishaps That May Occur During Naked Luncheons"?