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[rootofnewt]

Contrary to popular belief, the correct response to "Damn, I just spilled pickle juice down my cleavage!" is NOT "YAY! PICKLES!"

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[calebbullen.livejournal.com]

Damn! that made me laugh.

What is the correct response though? (with apologies to Edmond Rostand)

The mother goose approach: Peter Piper Pecked a pair of Pickled Pillows!
The Clerks Approach: You want fries with that?
The ethnic approach: Finally, they're kosher!
The Gallant approach: Let me help you spread that around.
The Uncouth Approach: I got yer pickle right here
The sheep approach: Pass the jar!
The Surreal approach: Twas brillig and the slythy toves...
The Petulant approach: I wanted coleslaw!
The Oedipal approach: mmm mmm mmnyah

Sure, it's not comedy gold but I bet ole eddy spent a week on that first scene of Cyrano and I only took two minutes.