*hmph*

Oct. 29th, 2001 01:19 pm
[personal profile] rootofnewt
My winter coat is old and raggedy. My cloak is in need of a new lining. So, I followed a link to a pretty velvet coat. It's just what I want *and* it's on sale.

Then I see the length. 53"

I check my current ankle-length coat. 43". i checked its size: 12P. all my other clothing (okay, my tops and dresses, anyway) is 14/16, so I figured the 14 from silhouettes would fit. Obviously, my height (or lack thereof) isn't something I remember very often. It's pretty hard to find a petite coat that will accomodate my lovely cleavage. Dammit, short people can have boobs, too! And plus-size folks can be SHORT!

I've checked thrift stores. Coats I like aren't anywhere to be found. I'm not that hard to please: long, natural fiber, lined, and comes in black, dark purple, or charcoal gray.

*sigh*

Guess I'll have to keep looking.

Other stuff I've done today:
+ called doctor's office about sinus infection. i'd like to have this treated BEFORE i fly to indiana next week.
+ called maintenance about clogged tub train, water marks on bedroom ceiling, and to check on the status of the furnace igniter replacement
+ tossed a load of towels into the wash
+ ate some leftovers
+ squirted toilet bowl cleaner into toilet
+ put some sweats on
+ put some potholders away

things i have not done:
+ actually CLEANED or TIDIED.
+ called artie to see about hanging out today
+ showered or gotten dressed
+ called my dad to get the VIN for my car
+ called insurance with that VIN to set up coverage.

Re: well, you know

Date: 2001-10-29 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seanmcguire.livejournal.com
Hmmm, I don't know if it'd be appropriate for me to voice an opinion on whether or not Ms. Newt's cleavage is breathtaking. If it were, I'd voice the opinion that it is, but I don't know if it is.

And as for issues of tasting her cleavage, I think I should leave that well enough alone...

i sought an expert opinion and was informed...

Date: 2001-10-29 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krasota.livejournal.com
"your cleavage tastes like a cool sip of kvass on a sunny Irish morning, buried under lots of rocks."

so, there you have it.

i'm not sure this expert is all he's cracked up to be, though he's certainly cracking up.

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