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[rootofnewt]

Dear Uma,
You did it. You lost more weight than any other actress. You are now a bobble-head. Enjoy your newfound success!
Love,
me

Comments

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Really, the only person I physically yelled "Eat a sandwich" at was Hillary Swank.

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

I had that reaction to Dolly Parton. My god in heaven, has she had surgery *everywhere*????

[dahliablue.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. Although Hilary Swank was missing her waist and it was frightening..

[segertimmen.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[wdalphin.livejournal.com]

I can't tand Uma Thurman. I know it's wrong to judge people based on their looks, but so often she is played as this "stunning beauty" that guys can't help but fall in love with, and she's just so.... UGLY. It's not a credit to myself to say that I watched Paycheck with Ben Affleck, but she's in it, meant to be his love interest. In the start of the movie, we find out that Ben's character is kinda pompous... greedy... self-centered, you know? He's all about money and women. Well, then he goes to this big party, and there he sees Uma... and the first thing we see is this close-up shot of her eyes... and she has gigantic BAGS under them. She seriously looked like she hadn't slept in a year. She looked really fucking tired. And Ben just falls head-over-heels in love with her. It was utterly ridiculous. She is severely unattractive, yet people keep giving her the role of "femme fatale". Please, just let the girl sleep, people.

[drcuriosity]

Has she turned back into a stick figure again? Silly girl.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

It's not so much the stickfigureness as the way her head bobs about and her neck threatens to snap under the weight.