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Jan. 24th, 2006 09:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rootofnewtIkea's Groggy ice crusher.
Hand-cranked, looks all space alien egg-like.
Makes great ice, in either small bits or larger small bits.
HURTS LIKE HELL TO USE.
I'm going to ice my wrists, arms, and shoulders now.
I feel bad returning a used item, but they do have a satisfaction guaranteed policy. This thing is *not* usable by anyone with active nerve endings. Ow. Ow Ow Ow.
I still feel bad returning it, even if I can't use it. Maybe I'll freecycle it.
OFFER: ikea hand-cranked ice crusher
Caveat emptor: this ice crusher will crush your soul and make you cry like a little baby. Baby Jesus does not endorse this ice crusher. This ice crusher is obviously meant as some sort of misguided revenge for a centuries old dispute. Probably meant for the Russian market, not the US market.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Hand-cranked, looks all space alien egg-like.
Makes great ice, in either small bits or larger small bits.
HURTS LIKE HELL TO USE.
I'm going to ice my wrists, arms, and shoulders now.
I feel bad returning a used item, but they do have a satisfaction guaranteed policy. This thing is *not* usable by anyone with active nerve endings. Ow. Ow Ow Ow.
I still feel bad returning it, even if I can't use it. Maybe I'll freecycle it.
OFFER: ikea hand-cranked ice crusher
Caveat emptor: this ice crusher will crush your soul and make you cry like a little baby. Baby Jesus does not endorse this ice crusher. This ice crusher is obviously meant as some sort of misguided revenge for a centuries old dispute. Probably meant for the Russian market, not the US market.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Date: 2006-01-25 02:28 am (UTC)