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[rootofnewt]

Ikea's Groggy ice crusher.

Hand-cranked, looks all space alien egg-like.

Makes great ice, in either small bits or larger small bits.

HURTS LIKE HELL TO USE.

I'm going to ice my wrists, arms, and shoulders now.

I feel bad returning a used item, but they do have a satisfaction guaranteed policy. This thing is *not* usable by anyone with active nerve endings. Ow. Ow Ow Ow.

I still feel bad returning it, even if I can't use it. Maybe I'll freecycle it.

OFFER: ikea hand-cranked ice crusher
Caveat emptor: this ice crusher will crush your soul and make you cry like a little baby. Baby Jesus does not endorse this ice crusher. This ice crusher is obviously meant as some sort of misguided revenge for a centuries old dispute. Probably meant for the Russian market, not the US market.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Comments

[compostwormbin.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad about returning it. You have a good reason.

[habitual-losers.livejournal.com]

You make me want the ice crusher on the sheer elegance of thoses words. Wow!

[karenthecroccy.livejournal.com]

They should pay you to review their items :)

[ex-serenejo.livejournal.com]

It's not your pain I'm laughing at, honest!

[(Anonymous)]

I thought you had the old Ice Shaver? Use it and add some of your favorite adult beverage and make a snow cone. If you don't have it, sorry, we sold it in the garage sale.

Buy Tom an ice pick is your other option.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

The old ice shaver stopped working after three days of near constant use. The motor still runs, but the cylinder won't turn if there's any ice in there. I cried for days and am often still inconsolable from the loss.

WELL, then..

[ez-mo.livejournal.com]

i won't feel bad about my dinky $.50 ice shaver.

your groggy looks damn cute, though.