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[rootofnewt]

google, google, google

i'm so disappointed in you.

i'm sure you meant to use a shamrock trefoil, but you've used oxalis (creeping woodsorrel).

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Re: Happy Stereotype-the-Irish-as-Drunken-Leprechauns Day

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Pointed sticks! The swamp monsters won't have a chance, for they have only been taught self-defense against fresh fruit.

I wish I had an evil eye like Balor. Would you still want me as a flatmate? I'd need a team of four other guys to live with me to lift my eyelid by its ring piercing using a less-than-pointy-stick every time I wanted to look at something. Of course, that something would then be obliterated...which makes watching "A Midsummer Night's Cream" pretty challenging.

"Whoa, look what Puck can do with his--"

"WAIT! Lift my eye! Lift my eye lid!!!"

ERRRGGH!! BOOOM! Splat...

"Whoa...dude. Sorry about the TV...again."