illnesses galore

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okay, so my feet don't swell... but i make people walk a lot, which makes *their* feet swell.

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Krasota's Syndrome
Cause:	lack of spam in diet
Symptoms:	extra ribs, wheezing, foot swelling
Cure:	trepanning
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this one is also eerily accurate:

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Explodingcat's Disorder
Cause:	cursed Japanese video
Symptoms:	extremely excess saliva, knee pain, skin whitening, extreme fear of drowning
Cure:	exercise
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and we won't discuss how accurate this one is:

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from

Jocelynosis.

Cause: influence of the Devil

Symptoms: mild fear, aggression, hissing, vague extra ribs

Cure: take one and a half paracetamol every day before meals