my mind contorts in these ways....

[rootofnewt]

Is there something wrong with me?

My immediate responses to the following posts:
fire. (i refined that to "kerosene and matches")

Yes, the cow will escape the pot and start a kitchen utensil stampede. I hope your knives are properly sheathed.

welding torch.

marble rolling pin (i actually made that a bit nicer and actually responded

amputation! (if i actually replied, i'd say "Darn those socks!")

you eat white people?

boy says we rub off on each other. i did not him there's a word for that. I wanted to.

Comments

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

I sat on my hands to not reply to the flour question with "you know, white flower is generally made from wheat"!!

Sheesh.

And I don't see anything wrong with your answers. So if there's something wrong with you, you're not the only one.