my mind contorts in these ways....

[rootofnewt]

Is there something wrong with me?

My immediate responses to the following posts:
fire. (i refined that to "kerosene and matches")

Yes, the cow will escape the pot and start a kitchen utensil stampede. I hope your knives are properly sheathed.

welding torch.

marble rolling pin (i actually made that a bit nicer and actually responded

amputation! (if i actually replied, i'd say "Darn those socks!")

you eat white people?

boy says we rub off on each other. i did not him there's a word for that. I wanted to.

Comments

[sweetbabboo.livejournal.com]

Darn those socks... heehee!!!! hehehehe ....

Do you still have that picture of me and Stu on your digi-camera? *giggles* I never got to see it ...

[krasota.livejournal.com]

we're still determining the legality of posting said picture.

hm. shucks.

[sweetbabboo.livejournal.com]

and with eyes wide he says "... I'm going to jail!"

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

I sat on my hands to not reply to the flour question with "you know, white flower is generally made from wheat"!!

Sheesh.

And I don't see anything wrong with your answers. So if there's something wrong with you, you're not the only one.

[alierakieron.livejournal.com]

You are a strange, strange woman.
Of course, that's why I like you so much...

[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

Okay, what's WEIRD is that on your "marble rolling pin" post reply, one of my other lj friends, cassiggity posted too... I originally met through danguyf, I believe. Small world...

... I don't see why you say your answers are strange, though...

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Personally, I love the way your mind works. it makes perfect sense to me.

boy says we rub off on each other. i did not him there's a word for that. I wanted to.

Isn't that one of the *best* words in the world? ;-)

[jaikob.livejournal.com]

You're in an odd mood tonight...I like it :)

[krasota.livejournal.com]

The thing is... that's not an odd or fleeting thing for me. That's my normal responsive state.

[jaikob.livejournal.com]

Oh goodie! Your livejournal doesn't normally reflect it to quite that degree.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

The way I speak in real life and the way I vent on LJ tend to differ slightly. I have a chance to think before I hit "post" here. ;)

At home, though, boy and I are typically cynical, witty, crazy bastards.

[jaikob.livejournal.com]

Well, I should think so. Most of my good humor is situational humor, so I can't really express much of it in lj.