i apologize to any friends of mine who might be into ponies or identify as furries

[rootofnewt]

explodingcat has a Tomahawk shirt he loves quite a bit. On the back is the phrase "Put on the mask and dance for daddy." This phrase has become something I say fairly often. Today it took a silly turn, due to a VH1 episode on Internet Dating.

krasota: Put on the bridle and dance for daddy.
explodingcat: Put on the bridle and eat hay for daddy.
krasota: You saw the teaser for pony play, eh?
explodingcat: (ominously) Yes.
...
krasota: Put on the bear suit and dance for daddy.
explodingcat: O.O
explodingcat: A bear suit would be cool. I could turn over people's tents and cars and eat their food."
krasota: o_O

Comments

[thekitten.livejournal.com]

its not that the bear dances well but the bear dances at all

[saintaspartame.livejournal.com]

If either one of you get a bearsuit, you're going to need "Bear Pride" decals for the car. Ask ashbet for some, I think she bought some to put on one of my old dead Hondas. And no, I am not a bear, damn her hide

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

The ponyplay episode of Real Sex was pretty good... Less insecure than even some of the participant's websites.

[alierakieron.livejournal.com]

I just want to say THANK YOU for the insane giggle fit that inspired...

[ismene.livejournal.com]

I like ponies, but not like THAT. No matter what you say. On the other hand, something with a bit to prevent speech might be useful for pretty boys who are too stupid to ever be allowed to speak...