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[rootofnewt]

if the dress doesn't fit and i can't get the pattern, i'll just wear yarn. lots of yarn. on my head. cascading down godiva-like.

or maybe i'll just wear chocolate.

good chocolate, something soy-free.

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Black bunnies my furry behind! Far less known than Squid Wars '96 was Black Bunny Rabbit Feast '96 1/2, mostly because it was successful! I quite triumphantly regained my sorry brain and after much coaxing (with beer, bourbon, and a good shot of Chartreuse or fifteen), it crawled back into my head and now lives there happily encased in lead and keening a happy tune about werewolves, kittens named mittens and fat bottomed Coop girls. That, or it's trying to summon an acid dragon to bore its way out of my skull.

At least I'm not the one wearing dead sheep bits dyed in psychedlic colours! Hmmph, the very nerve to mock me to the bunny incident is far beyond the alabaster pale!

Charlie, who killed the lawn (I'm a bastard!)