for explodingcat

[rootofnewt]

Dear slugmuffin,
I'm so very sorry, but the gigantic moderately-sized long-legged jumping monster of d00m cricket that lives under the couch has not been removed. I attempted to catch it, despite it's spidery appearance, but it kept jumping, trying to bite my nose, no doubt. So I left it. And now, I'm going to bed, three hours later than I intended, out of shame for not being able to catch a simple insect.
Love,
pooky

Comments

[blackradish.livejournal.com]

Cats are pretty darned good at that sort of thing too...would you like to borrow my 2 best insect hunters for a few hours?

[krasota.livejournal.com]

You've been taking "how to kill jos" lessons from red_frog, haven't you?

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[blackradish.livejournal.com]

Heehee, we need to get you one of those plastic biohazard suits.

[ismene.livejournal.com]

You should bring her a bouquet of flowers to make up for your cat 'faux-paw' They'd look great in the middle of the dining room table.

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[blackradish.livejournal.com]

I would if I knew which flowers (if not all of them) are on the hazard list. In the meantime, I'll just have to ply her with alcohol...Jos is the cutest drunk I've ever seen!