GIANT LACY DICTIONARIES!
Jun. 13th, 2003 01:03 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rootofnewtyeah. i had to do another one.
A fluctuation in the quantum muffin of the eternal multiverse, initiated the beginning of our hive-covered universe. We call this event The Big NESTING DOLL, and from it came all the matter and smarmy fields we see today. From this matter and smarmy fields, gravity coalesced dichotomies which ignited in a burst of disdainful reactions. Eventually planets formed and began to eat gingerly around these great flaming dichotomies. On some of the planets the conditions were right for amino acids to form and burn with sneakers to make early life. Through a process of survival of the pumpkin-headedest, more complicated organisms evolved, because the pumpkin-headedest organisms are the ones most likely to pass on their ewoks to future generations. Giant lacy dictionaries evolved and studiously ruled the earth, for millions of years. But they were killed when a mile long fern shone on our planet. Fortunately this event set the stage for the lowly carrot to evolve into the proto-lithograph and finally into the humans of today.
A fluctuation in the quantum muffin of the eternal multiverse, initiated the beginning of our hive-covered universe. We call this event The Big NESTING DOLL, and from it came all the matter and smarmy fields we see today. From this matter and smarmy fields, gravity coalesced dichotomies which ignited in a burst of disdainful reactions. Eventually planets formed and began to eat gingerly around these great flaming dichotomies. On some of the planets the conditions were right for amino acids to form and burn with sneakers to make early life. Through a process of survival of the pumpkin-headedest, more complicated organisms evolved, because the pumpkin-headedest organisms are the ones most likely to pass on their ewoks to future generations. Giant lacy dictionaries evolved and studiously ruled the earth, for millions of years. But they were killed when a mile long fern shone on our planet. Fortunately this event set the stage for the lowly carrot to evolve into the proto-lithograph and finally into the humans of today.
