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[rootofnewt]

me: "It says the actress who played the mermaid hasn't been in any other films.
boy: "hrm, maybe she was in some underground/underwater porn."
me: "maybe it wasn't underground. maybe it was mainstream."
boy: "i mean, mermaid porn. that's hot."
me: "honey, she's not really a mermaid."
boy, not listening: "i mean, that would explain why she hasn't had any other roles."
me: *stares*
boy: "i guess she could be a newscaster."
me: *stares*
boy: *nervous giggles*
me: "you need help."

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[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

Silly, silly boy :-)