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[rootofnewt]

explodingcat and i are having a discussion.

does god wear black sneakers with reflective silver bits? does god wear platform mary janes? does god wear boots for smiting? we do know that god wears legwarmers.

i think the real answer is ,"what does god feel like wearing after a long day of creating?

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[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

stilettos for smiting....

in all seriousness though, reminds me of a rant I through at someone's way once. I went to church with my father in law ONCE, when I first started dating my husband. Within five minutes, I had a woman making snide comments about the fact I wasn't wearing stockings. (It was summer, and I'm highly allergic to nylons. So, I don't wear them.) This is one of my biggest pet peeves with churches, it's all fashion show and no real spirituality....so I launched full volume into my rant about how god brought me into this world naked and if I came in here impersonating Lady Godiva, god wouldn't care because it was only shallow, narrow minded, spavined, horse faced hypocrites that made a big deal about what clothes you wore. If god wanted me in a girdle and hose and corsets and all that crap I'd have come out of the womb with them on, then pointed out to her that the whole thing in the bible about women not wearing men's clothes is screwed up because in biblical times men wore robes, women wore tunics and pantaloons or trousers. So by wearing a dress, she is sinning, and who the hell did she think she was being snotty to me when she'd never even met me before? You meet someone new and the first thing you have to say is a snide comment about me not wearing nylons?

Hence my father in law found out that I'm true to my hair coloring.