My child the art critic

Ronan is not really a fan of modern art. He finds the reductive symbolism of Futurism and Suprematism a bit too harsh and angular. He prefers more organic and natural forms.

In other words, he insisted that the El Lissitzky exhibit at the art museum was nowhere near as cool as the sculptures and paintings of boobs he saw in other rooms. Italianate Renaissance portraits of Venus? He was most enthusiastic. Bleak naturalism with bared breast in a vast landscape? Awesome. Sculpture with nice, round breasts? He wanted to touch them.

Mommy will have to go back to the exhibit, perhaps without the urchin.