I told boy Indiana did so have trees.

You know, I might mistakenly grab the keys for the Florida duplex instead of the house I grew up in, but I don't use the same padlock for 15+ years.

Thanks, Mom & Dad. I was able to break in quite easily. We also fed the cat. And the other cat. And the groundhogs. And the bunnies. And half the dogs in town.

I find the lack of fresh garlic in this house disheartening, but I will try to buck up and remember that you haven't been home more than a couple days in six weeks. Tomorrow, I shall grace you both with my presence, so you can listen to me bitch in person. You'll remember how nice it is to have me visit and how much nicer it is to have me living 600 miles away.

Love and "what the hell is extra light tasting olive oil?",
your lovely daughter