*giggling*

[rootofnewt]

from acid_poptart via ashbet

smartass responses to the vampire personal ads

quoted from the page:
<<"My name is Trynax, and I was brought across in 1996 by a master vampire named Xainax."

Apparently, he's from a line of Dwarven Vampires. "Arrr! My name be Drax the Everliving! Hand me my axe, so that I may cleanse my dark soul with an old-fashioned arse-kicking!">>

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Did you read the follow-up article? It's even funnier.

"Really, if you thought you were addressing an ancient creature of the night, wouldn't you spell-check?"

--Magi

[krasota.livejournal.com]

yep. i'm currently reading "the new elder gods". (http://www.masterninja.com/smartass/?remark=eldergods)

*giggle*

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