hrm.

[rootofnewt]

i hope explodingcat tells us just what it is he's creating under the tree in the yard.

he claims he's feeding the tree. i'm not sure what to think, but there was a butterfly out there today with eyespots placed just so. it looked like a resting toad in the dappled sunlight. it was resting on rotting organic matter that resembled both flesh and dirt.

i'm afraid.

Comments

[sheilamarie.livejournal.com]

Feeding trees is another way of saying some one is "past it's expiration date", check around the tree for holes. Don't let him tell you it's for a pool either ;)

[absinthea.livejournal.com]

Hes trying to contact the mothership. Hes secretly trying to send you back to your own planet because you have grown too weird for him and have been trying to control his subconscious through a signal that you are broadcasting from the tumbleweed. Hes on to you. ph33r him, dearest.

[onceupon.livejournal.com]

Now I really have to come visit. Or the curiousity will kill me!

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

Let the truth be known. I'm trying to raise a golem made from leftover dinner and old vegetables.

[twilight-spirit.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that already done in an X-Files episode? ;)

Actually, you should try catapulting cows. I believe you have plenty of test subjects close at hand...

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

The problem with being in a place with lots of cows is that there aren't any targets at which one could catapult the cows...except maybe my own house. I guess aiming them at passing cars on the road out front would work.