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scene: our kitchen.

i'm preparing a cup of coffee, [livejournal.com profile] explodingcat is putting a baguette in the oven. i toss a wet papertowel at the trash and miss.

k: i'll let you pick that up.
e: OH? what if i don't WANT to pick it up? maybe i want to dance on it.
k: (at the same time) unless you want to dance on it.
e: *dances on wet papertowel*
k: *stirs her coffee*
e: *throws papertowel away*
k: you know, you can throw those four tomatoes away (grape tomatoes, bad ones out of a larger bunch)
e: yay! *takes tomatoes out onto porch to throw into yard*
k: you should dance on them.
e: oh?
k: DANCE!
e: okay. let me take my socks off.
k: yay!
e: *takes socks off*
k: *watches through screen door*
e: where should i dance?
k: on the stone steps? or on the porch? perform for the cows?
e: there are no cows today.
k: dress rehearsal?
e: *tosses tomatoes onto porch deck*
k: *giggles*
e: *sings the chicken dance* *stomps on tomatoes at appropriate moments*
k: *drinks her coffee*
e: um, could i have a papertowel?
k: *already wetting a towel* no.
e: ACK!
k: *hands boy towel*
e: *grins* *wipes feet* *grabs socks*

j

Date: 2002-08-17 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rat-bastard.livejournal.com
Quick Question: Where can I find a female version of your boi?

Date: 2002-08-17 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krasota.livejournal.com
that would be me. sadly, i'm unavailble for your kinky tomato-squashing fantasies.

my friend bernie comes close, but she's currently (AFAIK) engaged.

i'm thinking of making pie today. wanna visit?

ΓΏ

Date: 2002-08-17 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rat-bastard.livejournal.com
Well, today is my sit-around-and-find-something-to-do-in-Richmond day... however, I would be happy to make tomorrow explore-cville-and-its-surrounding-boonies day. Of course, I will need directions.

Date: 2002-08-17 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krasota.livejournal.com
which address shall i send them to?

:)

Date: 2002-08-17 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rat-bastard.livejournal.com
go ahead and use my primary email addy: rbast@obscure.org

Date: 2002-08-19 07:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ashbet
Something else to amuse you:

Corn with black eyeliner

:D

-- Andi, who misses you guys!!

Date: 2002-08-19 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laverick.livejournal.com
ah...to spend a day with joc and boy. I imagine it would be very fun time! I love the playfulness you guys seem to share :)

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