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[rootofnewt]

this morning, i was sitting the bathroom, noticing the trail of blood... and it came to me...
my period comes on little cat feet

oh, but it doesn't. no, no, no. my period comes with pincers that pull and claw, with massive amounts of digestive distress, and an overall feeling of blah.

i like the fact that i get my period, i just wish it wouldn't torment me so.

and i hope that it's settled down to not-much by saturday, because there's nothing worse than being on one's period at an amusement park. those restrooms are scary.7

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[ashbet]

Heh, my hormones have been whacked lately -- still not bleeding, but I'm carbo-loading/craving, I've gained two inches around the middle, and I think I'm going INSANE . . . :/

Here's to a brief, painless menses!!

-- Andi, who thinks the above would make a lovely Hallmark card ;D