Date: 2008-05-04 06:48 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-05-04 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightning-rose.livejournal.com

Be sure to read the reviews for Cloverdale Fresh Whole Rabbit :)

http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00012182G/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?%5Fencoding=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Best Damn Fresh Whole Rabbit Available!
I have ordered fresh whole rabbits from other companies and let me tell you, they can't compare to the quality of this product--it was like I went out and shot it myself!

PS. I recommend buying "used" when the option is available.


Beware Buyer: This Rabbit Comes DECEASED!
I bought this thinking it would make a wonderful gift to my neighbor's young son. Ordering was simple, and delivery was flawless. So you can imagine the shock and awe not only on my face, but also my neighbor's 3-year-old son, when he opened the package to find a DEAD rabbit.

When I contacted Cloverdale about this issue, I found myself on hold for hours...



Do an Amazon search for "Easter", and what comes up, in addition to the nice Easter movies and such? A skinned dead rabbit. Are you people on crack?!!!! I'm sitting here browsing with my kids looking for a couple of Easter DVDs and this is what they see? Wake the hell up, Amazon!!!!



While I'm sure the rabbit tastes fine, I have to wonder... why does the part where Amazon shows what people who bought this item also bought display four enema devices and one teeny tiny thong?



Baal-Hammon rejects it!, December 4, 2007
By V. Zhirinovsky "Vlad the Mad" (Virginia, USA) - See all my reviews
I am Director of Unholy Sacrifices for a prominent pagan bloodcult. Since our traditional sacrifical practices have been banned in 189 countries and the moon, we are now allowed only to use animal carcasses purchased on the internet. Let me warn you, Baal-Hammon will NOT be appeased by this offering. The Dark One will only accept sacrifices of mammals larger than a badger. If he is displeased, he will, depending on his mood, incinerate you, disembowel you, or turn you into an American. I hope this review helps, because I incurred his wrath and now live in Virginia.

Date: 2008-05-04 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seeliespright.livejournal.com
I added it to my wish list, and wrote a review.

Date: 2008-05-05 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sabethea.livejournal.com
Oh, this has improved the morning hour something splendid. In lieu of having a life, I will read my way through the reviews during the day.

Date: 2008-05-05 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twostepsfwd.livejournal.com
this made my day (combined with the fresh rabbit and badonkadonk tank)

Date: 2008-05-05 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightning-rose.livejournal.com

The JL421 Badonkadonk has been on my Amazon Wish List for years. :)

Date: 2008-05-05 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krasota.livejournal.com
Would you combine the badonkadonk with the uranium ore and fresh rabbit?

And if so . . . what would be your primary objective?

Date: 2008-05-05 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightning-rose.livejournal.com

In these days of rising oil prices, I think it would only be prudent to convert the Badonkadonk to nuclear power. Not that'd I'd have to buy any uranium ore, there are plenty of abandoned uranium mines here out west. Or I could just siphon some radon out of my crawl space.

The rabbit I'd trade for some bacon.

Date: 2008-05-05 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krasota.livejournal.com
You should trade the uranium ore for bacon. Then you can combine the bacon and the rabbit for some fine hasenpfeffer.

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