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[rootofnewt]

The Badlands and mountains did steal all the moisture from me booty, mitts, and long tresses, so I fear I'll be needin' to oil up on a regular basis from here to Tortuga. If I didn't know better, I'd accuse those scurvy bilge rats of replacin' me Vidal Sassoon with grog . . . used grog, if you get me point.

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[glove-puppet.livejournal.com]

I'd be making them bilge rats walk the plank, yarrrr.