extreme mustard

[rootofnewt]

I'm in the kitchen, transferring the mustard from the mini-mixer to a small dish. Boy grabs the mixer bowl, I assume he's going to taste it.

He starts sneezing uncontrollably. I look at him. He's got the mixer bowl shoved up to his nose.

"What the hell are you doing? It's all vinegary!"
"Extreme *achoo* smelling!"
"Don't do that! It's disgusting!"
*deep inhalation* "It's so good."
*uncontrollable sneezing*


I fled. I mean, I shouldn't remain in the kitchen with someone so obviously insane, should I?

Comments

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

You should enthusiastically embrace someone so obviously insane!! :):)

(and I'll bet you did)

[dwolfe.livejournal.com]

I mean, I shouldn't remain in the kitchen with someone so obviously insane, should I?

But... you're insane too.

You are no longer allowed to be in the same room as yourself!

[cvilleghost.livejournal.com]

sounds like sneezeland county