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[rootofnewt]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

Yesterday, I sacrificed baobh to Cthulhu (500 points). In July, I exposed explodingcat to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In June, I recruited onceupon as a new cultist (30 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).

In short, I have been very good (1030 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
krasota

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Comments

[ez-mo.livejournal.com]

how very appropriate for the day!

(dammit, i coudn't help myself...)

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In June, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I stopped thekdog from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I fed krasota to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed oletheros to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-255 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
ez_mo

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

[baobh.livejournal.com]

Eek, I've been gobbled!

[glove-puppet.livejournal.com]

Gah, it doesn't work for me.