somewhat unhappy camper.

[rootofnewt]

• I made conditioner. It's great. No, I didn't use fragrance oils or colorant. Yes, there's a drop or two of wintergreen EO in it, so I still smell like school paste
• Heritage has changed the formula of their shampoo. It now contains wheat. I discovered this when I ran out of shampoo and ran to IY to pick a small bottle up to tide me over until I reorder. Needless to say, I am not a happy camper.
• I bought shampoo from Magick Botanicals to tide me over, because using a solid bar of olive oil soap would render my hair and boy's hair lifeless and straw-like. This shampoo contains parabens. My scalp and back are now covered in tiny blisters and rashiness of doom. I am not a happy camper.
• Last night, boy snuck a sip from my glass of water. I didn't realize this until I took my nighttime meds. As soon as I tasted his lip balm on the glass, I hoped and prayed that I wouldn't get sick and didn't really expect to. You know, he uses lip balm constantly. This weekend, he ate a lot of wheat. This morning, I woke up at 7 in the morning (an ungodly hour) with feverish chills and asstastic diarrhea, henceforth known as "asstasms". I am not a happy camper.
• I'm suffering from caffeine withdrawal. Perhaps indulging in a caffeinated confection known as a two-pump cinnamon, two-pump hazelnut with whip latté will make me a happier camper. On the other hand, I'm afraid that if I eat or drink anything, the asstasms will return.
• For whatever reason, our domain transfer isn't happening properly.
• I had a lovely weekend and I loved the beach, even if the water was hella cold.
• My dog is sprawled on the other end of the couch.
• Heritage can suck my asstastic butt.
• I need to find out if any of the whole foodsy stores in town sell soapwort.

Comments

[ex-carnaval-619.livejournal.com]

asstastic diarrhea, henceforth known as "asstasms"

I love you and I don't like you being sick/in pain butt (ha!) that's too funny! :P I know it didn't FEEL funny though! :/

*hugs* Eek. Wheat in everything. Oy!

I hope to see you soon, when you aren't feeling like pooh. Heh!

*mwa*!

[krasota.livejournal.com]

My sense of humor preserves me.

*slurp*

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

How's the boy/dog synergy going?

[krasota.livejournal.com]

Boy loves his dog. Boy has a love-hate relationship with his inhaler. Boy can't even broach the subject of not keeping the dog while I'm having boy-induced asstasms. I'll poop on his head if he does.

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

If there's anyplace around here you'd like me to look for soapwort, or anything else that will not cause you to have asstasms or blisters, let me know.

[jurisenpai.livejournal.com]

"Asstasms" should be in the next version of the OED.

I hope you feel better soon, and I'm glad that at least your conditioner is working out for you!

[warmpinkglow.livejournal.com]

Have you tried for shampoos and the like? (http://www.5thelement.com)

[krasota.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but I'm allergic to ingredients they use.

[warmpinkglow.livejournal.com]

Deb may be able to help you with mixing up something specifically for you, if that would help.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

Probably not. I'm not interested in shampoo bars and it seems her base oils are the problem for me. While EOs can be omitted, asking her to change her base would be pointless, especially since I have issues special ordering things I could make in my own kitchen. ;)

[ismene.livejournal.com]

Soon we'll have to keep you inside a plastic bubble.