i feel like jabba the hut

[rootofnewt]

So lazy... I'm resting on the bed, computer on a rack in front of me, buck nekkid... I ate breakfast in here (still can't go in the rest of the apartment), chatted with boy, and now I'm online. I just need some blue and green-skinned multi-armed dancing girls and a way-too-skinny Carrie Fisher and I'll be set.

Eventually, I'll have to get up and wash, find clothing, and go hang out with an old roomie of ours. For now, though, I am resplendent in my laziness. I need to work on the gluttony factor.

My hair is in long braids on either side of my head. Just two--my post-shower braids. Got home really late last night and showered off the dog dander so I wouldn't kill boy.

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So lazy... I'm resting on the bed, computer on a rack in front of me, buck nekkid... I ate breakfast in here (still can't go in the rest of the apartment), chatted with boy, and now I'm online. I just need some blue and green-skinned multi-armed dancing girls and a way-too-skinny Carrie Fisher and I'll be set.

Eventually, I'll have to get up and wash, find clothing, and go hang out with an old roomie of ours. For now, though, I am resplendent in my laziness. I need to work on the gluttony factor.

My hair is in long braids on either side of my head. Just two--my post-shower braids. Got home really late last night and showered off the dog dander so I wouldn't kill boy. <ooooh! he just hit play on the CD player, it's LOUD! Nirvana's "Bleach"!! yeeeehaw!>

My hair is cute. And I'm wearing my glasses. I should take a picture. Well, since we don't have a digital camera, I should cover up before I take a picture.

Tonight, I have a party to attend. Kenn's finally finished with grad school! WOOOOO! Cheesecake and geeks--my kind of night. Unfortunately, it will be marked by ygg getting asthma and hives from Kenn's cat Roxy. Roxy loves ygg. Roxy thinks ygg should be her best friend. Naturally, ygg is allergic to Roxy.

I love my friends, but I will SO love to jump in the shower when I get home tonight. Must cleanse myself of the EVIL that is cat goo.

Is spreading earworms evil? I gave a friend "Hair" yesterday and just started sing-shouting "Cherry Pie" at my husband right now. I'm pretty sure that "I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night" will be assaulting my friends later tonight.

Uh-oh, boy went to clear his head with more old Nirvana. I'd best take a big breath and go thrash Warrant at him.

It's so easy being evil.

Comments

[needlegrrl]

i need a sheep to keep me warm through the night? what is that from?

see, what's really evil is spreading things without a tune...

Wait! Don't move!

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

I have a digital camera! I'll be right there!

[queensheba.livejournal.com]

Whine. You would never be able to visit me. I have two very, very friendly cats who do *not* understand the concept of "What? You don't want to pet me? You don't want me to sit on your lap/face/chest/arms/torso?"

It depends on the earworm

[seanmcguire.livejournal.com]

For instance, infecting someone with Wild Cherry's "Play That Funky Music" is clearly a service to humanity, while infecting someone with the Barney themesong will get you time in Purgatory, if you're lucky.

Re: It depends on the earworm

[krasota.livejournal.com]

great. now i've got TWO earworms.

and i'm trying to get settled in for a long summer's rest.

you. are. evil.

now i must think good thoughts... like ozzy singing "stayin' alive".

yes.... ai ai....

that's better.

Scotland the Brave is the tune, i believe...

[krasota.livejournal.com]

http://www.grinnell.edu/groups/sca/songs/filk/i_need_a_sheep.html

that's just one of the various versions...

ygg