family time

[rootofnewt]

Things explodingcat should know better about when it comes to my family:

If you ask for "a little Amish girl" in response to "What do you want us to get from E&S", you will most likely get one.

If the spices in the cabinet aren't older than you, they probably aren't worth saving.

Meat isn't just what's for dinner, it's what's for EVERYTHING.

My mother will encourage you to take all the books my father has collected in the last three decades years weeks days. My father will tell you: "Read the Mack Bolans. You can't have them."

Dogs like to lie where you will trip.

It may seem like the only Kleenex in the house is the lotion kind, but trust me--most of us wear glasses, there's some safe stuff *somewhere*.

You can never have too much rope, antifreeze, or bungee cord.

These are the people who produced me, respect them, love them, fear for your life.

Comments

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

If you ask for "a little Amish girl" in response to "What do you want us to get from E&S", you will most likely get one.

I don't think I want to know the story behind this one ;-)

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

I do! ;-)

[bandhiaduit.livejournal.com]

me TOO!

[ismene.livejournal.com]

If chopped up properly, a little Amish girl can provide meat for several dinners!