*snap* *crackle* *pop*

[rootofnewt]

sometimes, i want to pop off my head, pull out my neck bones, shuffle them a bit, wash out my neck, the pack everything back together.

maybe *that* would ease some of the tension.

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[sophy.livejournal.com]

oooooooooo, that sounds so nice!

[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

You'd also be a witch.

Yesterday in Slavic Folklore, Ms. Kononenko told a heart-warming tale of a witch who took her head off to give it a nice shampoo -- but alas! A village child saw her, so she died.

[evilcresyluna.livejournal.com]

and she would've gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling village kids!

[ismene.livejournal.com]

We already know she's a witch, silly.

I was telling someone in class the other day my ideas about child raising...slave labor, bringing mama a pitcher of mimosas, and eating the baby if it's a boy. I suddenly realized that my parenting model is somewhere between Joan Crawford and Baba Yaga.