he really IS insane.

[rootofnewt]

i'm going to catalog the tattoos boy has insisted (over the years) he will someday acquire (i assume he's talking about his *own* skin)...

full backpiece of imperial british explorers using mummies as firewood

a frog stabbed through with a dagger, the tongue of the frog wrapping around his upper arm chasing a fly which bears the cartoon head of a terrified vincent price (a la groening's Simpsons rendition of Price)

fiji-mermaid

explodingcat

box elder beetle