goats and cabbage

[rootofnewt]

Guess who wants an American Fainting Goat?

Yeah, my husband... the esteemable explodingcat.

To make matters more amusing, he thinks originalcynic's family also needs them. I'm not sure why. They have dogs which eat anything already.

The only way I have of dealing with him is to sing about candied cabbage, which is highly inappropriate, but quite fun.

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[evilcresyluna.livejournal.com]

My mom loves and adores fainting goats too. A friend had one, dogs got into the goat's pen, started chasing him/her [I don't remember which]. Goat ran around a bit and then fainted. Dogs were like "hey! Get up! This is so not over!" and just barked and whined at the goat. Friend still laughs.