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[rootofnewt]

krasota: *reads this article aloud* "tell me that doesn't make your day
explodingcat: "that's a good article."
explodingcat: "i know how they could've identified it. they could've gotten a japanese culinary expert to taste it."
krasota: *stares* *bursts out in giggles*
krasota: "um, don't they like their food super fresh? that blob is all decomposed."
explodingcat: "oh. i suppose that's true."

*boy continues filing his raptor nails, I continue reading articles*

explodingcat: "my nails smell like burning carpet!"

*more filing, more reading*

krasota: "want to see a picture?"
explodingcat: "Wow. The ocean's so cool"