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[rootofnewt]

boob slapping.

I'm going to try this technique to move all my torso fat to my boobs, at which point I'll get a breast reduction. And insurance will cover it. woohooohooohah!
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[mmymoon.livejournal.com]

I just want to read the study results of the women with the massaged "measurably bigger" breasts -- as well as compare their weights before and after the study, and any additional medications they were on... ;9

If it proved scientifically valid, I could massage my boobs so that they'd put out people's eyes on the dance floor! On the other side of the room! YEE!