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[rootofnewt]

On looking at a picture of a kitten too young to be away from its mother:

me: "kitten."
boy: "YAY!"
me: "I don't understand why people think baby animals are cute. I look at that and want a club right now.."
boy: "NOOOOOO! Kitten! No clubs! Kitten! Not a seal!!"
me: "hrm. I guess that's why I want to club it. mmm, baby seals."
boy: "HEY! I don't want to club baby seals."
me: "you don't? what's wrong with you?"
boy: "there's no challenge. i prefer to club... elephant seals."
me: "fully grown males, i assume?"
boy: "yeah!"
me: "figures."
boy: *mimics grown of elephant seal*
me: *types away furiously, doesn't hear*
me: "i believe some things should be recorded for posterity."
boy: "don't forget the part where i growl like a bull elephant seal"
me: "you did?"
boy: "yes, don't you remember?"
boy: *mimics elephant seal again, complete with head and flipper gestures*
me: *dies laughing, types some more*
boy: "*bull* elephant seal."

ahem. okay.

that's a typical evening with krasota and explodingcat.

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[ashbet]

*falls out of chair giggling*

Heh . . . you do realize that *you're* the Kyle in your relationship . . . I'm the one who bounces around poking him at random and making silly noises . . . hehehe ;)

-- Andi, who realizes that the above is far too easy to misinterpret in a perverse sense, but encourages you to do so anyway out of a sense of mischief!

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

if they ever cancel the osbournes maybe they should come shoot film at your house.