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[rootofnewt]

absinthea: Jos
aello: Yay! Pickle juice!
krasota: i don't kidnap bois
absinthea: she lures them to their doom
absinthea: I think she uses a trap
aello: Preferably one that doesn't kill the bois.
absinthea: exactly, aello
Ismene: I don't need DEAD bois
aello: OOOOH! I like 'em dead!
absinthea: He would
Ismene: yeah, but you're a freak
aello: I once dated Popeye.
absinthea pokes aello
RatBstard: yes. you don't need dead bois. you WANT dead bois. ;)
aello kicks absinthea in the shins.
aello stares at RatBstard.
absinthea kicks aello in the shins HARDER
aello hops away, clutching a shin.
absinthea: there...
Ismene: i want 'em alive when i get 'em. they're just dead one i've worn 'em out.
aello: Dead reindeer don't say no.
Ismene looks innocent
absinthea: Jos, have you turned the bot into a bully?
aello: *chirp*
RatBstard: you know what they say about rigor mortis, alex ;)