more offbeat news

[rootofnewt]

perplexing penguins
sex store with clergy discount
you can't buy a car with coupons alone
no standing, spitting, or stinking on the bus
pet eel in tub
vampires in malawi
haggis does strange things to one's parking senses
fortune telling might soon be legal in cedar rapids, iowa

those are for my friends who should be doing other things, like work, or cleaning the bathroom, or rubbing my back.

did you read that, explodingcat?

Comments

[risabe.livejournal.com]

No defecating on the bus?

Good God. What kind of place do you have to be in your mind to pinch loaves on a city bus?

Wonder if babies in diapers are excused? :D

[explodingcat.livejournal.com]

i NEED an eel

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

We were supposed to do a live shot this morning with the penguins, but someone with more sense than money finally realized that the penguins don't swim at 4:00 am. So I got to sleep instead :):).