Boredom rarely hits.

I was bored. So I made a cheeseball. Wow. That was way too simple.

Of course, finding a *sturdy* soy-free, gluten-free cracker is not so easy. Maybe I can get some Glutino ritz-like crackers or Schar club-style crackers tomorrow. Yum.

In other news, explodingcat has demanded my mother's recipe for "cheeseball". It requires ham and in no way resembles a ball.

I've been making lots of (liquid) smoked almonds. Damn, that's also easy, though I need to perfect the smokiness. I think the bulk hickory salt from the Amish market might just be in order.

I should go clean the kitchen. And bake cookies for Yule. Or maybe just hide in the kitchen and eat salmon candy. That works, too.