Hold on while I record this for posterity.

explodingcat:
That was, without a doubt, the most hair I have ever pulled from a drain.

It would have made a good toupee.

It just kept on coming.

(krasota interjects: So it was like the clown car of drains?)

It had weight.

It was incredible.

It actually improved my mood.

ETA:
krasota: So, is it in the trash in there?
explodingcat: Mmm-hmmm. It would have clogged the toilet if I'd flushed it.