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Needed: friendly Chicago people
Apr. 8th, 2005 07:21 pmWanted: Chicago area friend for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jkatj. For some reason, she wants a man-friend, but maybe what she really wants is someone who can handle sheetrock and power tools. Or maybe she just wants to talk to someone who is more masculine than she is, but not to the point of spitting tobaccy juice into a styrofoam cup. In addition, I think she needs a wider social circle. A love for Duran Duran or horrible cover songs is probably essential, but she might be willing to compromise. Wacky sense of humor, a fondness for literary criticism, willingness to put up with migrating cat hair, and non-stalker traits preferable. She has a distinct intolerance for backstabbing and she's paranoid about squid getting into the litterbox. She likes rainbows more than you do and she'll stomp you with her combat boots if you challenge her on it.
What's more, she's painfully shy, so people who are willing to zap her with tasers are probably a wise choice. She's not pathetic, but she'll probably think I'm making her sound that way by putting this notice up. I'm just trying to prevent her from turning into a crazy cat lady . . . or something. Drop her an email and get together to build a potato gun, I promise you won't regret it.
jkatj. For some reason, she wants a man-friend, but maybe what she really wants is someone who can handle sheetrock and power tools. Or maybe she just wants to talk to someone who is more masculine than she is, but not to the point of spitting tobaccy juice into a styrofoam cup. In addition, I think she needs a wider social circle. A love for Duran Duran or horrible cover songs is probably essential, but she might be willing to compromise. Wacky sense of humor, a fondness for literary criticism, willingness to put up with migrating cat hair, and non-stalker traits preferable. She has a distinct intolerance for backstabbing and she's paranoid about squid getting into the litterbox. She likes rainbows more than you do and she'll stomp you with her combat boots if you challenge her on it.What's more, she's painfully shy, so people who are willing to zap her with tasers are probably a wise choice. She's not pathetic, but she'll probably think I'm making her sound that way by putting this notice up. I'm just trying to prevent her from turning into a crazy cat lady . . . or something. Drop her an email and get together to build a potato gun, I promise you won't regret it.
