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Being an ass doesn't make people admire you. It makes them light candles to deal with the intestinal gas.

Spackle is my friend.

I don't care what anyone says. The WallDriller anchors are NOT compatible with plaster.

*sigh*

I'll go patch up that hole now. And then I'll go buy a 3/8" drill bit so I can use some decent metal anchors.

This kitchen might get painted this year, whether I like it or not.

Hey, Joe . . .

Fairy shrimp are a double abomination.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/