krasota: *notices boy is still reading (yet another) site about cast iron cooking* Um, you really like your new pan, don't you?
explodingcat: I want to learn how to use it.
krasota: You're so cute when you're obsessed. This is better than buying you a fish. You have a cast iron pan for a pet.
explodingcat: It's like the Buddhists say, I must learn one method of cooking and perfect it so that I see God in the details of my method.
krasota: I love you. (gives him a *suspicious weirdo alert* look)