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[rootofnewt]

seen on the back of a milk truck:
Drink Milk For Fitness

me: "wow. drinking milk is a workout?"
boy: "yep. calisthenics and cows."
me: *glances at boy*
boy: "yeah, you make the cow do calisthenics. cows hate calisthenics. then you try to milk the cow. it's a really strenuous workout... lots of wrestling and head-butting."

on repeatedly getting stuck behind SLOW drivers from florida on the BR parkway:
me: "AAAAUGH. another floridian going 30 mph in the middle of the woods. GO HOME!"
boy: "how can you tell?"
me: "see the manatee?" (referring to the license plate)
boy: "DRIVING?"
me: *silence*
boy: "are you trying to tell me that a MANATEE is driving that car?"
me: "no."
boy: "guess they got tired swimming."
me: *silence*
boy: "guess the leaves are really famous, huh?"
me: "i was talking about the license plate."
boy: "oh."

last night at the hotel:
i'm resting on my back, i kick my feet up and start doing the "bicycling" exercise.
me: "join me. i'm riding."
boy, joining in: "oh, where are we riding our bikes?"
me, looking at him: "we're riding aardvarks."
boy: *dies laughing*