vintage toys
Mar. 29th, 2008 11:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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explodingcat brought into our household, few are as versatile as Logray.
You may be confused. How can a naked ewok figurine (spattered with gore-inspired red paint) be so useful?
Well, it's not easy to explain.
I'm told he can mix cake batter. That alone is pretty nifty. And he's a perfect anatomical teaching device. (Don't ask. I made the mistake of asking.)
In our household, Logray typically lives on the balcony of my dollhouse, wrapped in a miniature Mexican serape and wearing a pumpkin on his head. He stands there, one arm stretched out as a beckon to his adoring fans. If you ask nicely, Tom will even sing you his song.
Lately, Logray has been enlisted in the effort to teach the urchin the valued mantra OM NOM NOM. Logray attempts to gnaw on cherubic cheeks. OM NOM NOM. He dives for the belly button. OM NOM NOM. He is taken by wee hands. Oh no! The baby is eating him! OM NOM NOM! Yay!
Inevitably, Logray is unceremoniously shoved into Mommy's cleavage. I don't know if Logray is doing the omnomming or if my boobs are. Either way, it's disturbing, so Logray is ejected posthaste.
explodingcat brought into our household, few are as versatile as Logray. You may be confused. How can a naked ewok figurine (spattered with gore-inspired red paint) be so useful?
Well, it's not easy to explain.
I'm told he can mix cake batter. That alone is pretty nifty. And he's a perfect anatomical teaching device. (Don't ask. I made the mistake of asking.)
In our household, Logray typically lives on the balcony of my dollhouse, wrapped in a miniature Mexican serape and wearing a pumpkin on his head. He stands there, one arm stretched out as a beckon to his adoring fans. If you ask nicely, Tom will even sing you his song.
Lately, Logray has been enlisted in the effort to teach the urchin the valued mantra OM NOM NOM. Logray attempts to gnaw on cherubic cheeks. OM NOM NOM. He dives for the belly button. OM NOM NOM. He is taken by wee hands. Oh no! The baby is eating him! OM NOM NOM! Yay!
Inevitably, Logray is unceremoniously shoved into Mommy's cleavage. I don't know if Logray is doing the omnomming or if my boobs are. Either way, it's disturbing, so Logray is ejected posthaste.
