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[rootofnewt]

mactavish took this quiz first...


i am



what sexual performer are you?

i wavered on one answer, though. so i changed just *one*... and somehow ended up with this


i am



what sexual performer are you?

You are perverted. in a way. not only do you celebrate excess but you find ways of making everything exquisite. you like pool parties, lots of skin and other gatherings that turn into bachanallian bliss. you're a humanist with near inhuman carnal desires. more often than not you're breed are predicted to rot in hell, so sayeth television evangelists. satan reserves a seat for you.

you won't demure from an orgy if invited and you never cease the search for new contorted bodily
pleasures. the party-animal in you could smell the scent of sex from a mile. you say yes to occasional
bdsm and say no to bestiality. you are not that low.

oral sex? you like it porn style.

sexual positions? you can write kama sutra variations every year.

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[drcuriosity]

I also got "The Copulator":

you like sex. in a way you think there's more to it than merely breeding and propagating, you add romance to it. you like to have relationships, no matter how they end. you lead quite a life beyond drinking latte and hating your work. you have fun with friends, read and watch films quite a lot. you have no intention of being single for life and you find careers out of an endless string of deadend jobs.

you like to give and receive pleasure and you do it quite well. you are quite intimate with partners. sex is always satisfying.

oral sex? you definitely know how to give one.

sexual positions? you acquired some from here and there.

Sounds fairly accurate for me. At least half the fun in having sex is making sure that the person I'm with is enjoying herself ;-) I must admit, I do like to be inventive and put thought into such activities; more than the test result implies, I think. Ah well, not like that's a bad thing necessarily, right..?