I married this man . . . yes, I did.

[rootofnewt]

explodingcat just wandered in here, brushing his teeth.

He start pulling at his pants as he turns out and he speaks around his toothbrush: "I got a hole in my pants . . . down here."

"Wow, honey. You've worn through your pajamas." I wasn't terribly impressed. "I can't get to my sewing machine right now. Sorry."

He turns back around. "I think something crawled up my butt in Colorado."


. . .


Needless to say, I had to work very hard to not pee my pants.

Comments

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

You two are so suited for each other!!

And were you borrowing his PJ bottoms and had something crawl in your uterus? Is that where the bump is from?? ;-)

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

For certain values of "crawl," hm.

[karenthecroccy.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was doing the electric slide.