Grad school begins!

Tom just showed me a global email sent by UIUC to all users regarding a tornado warning on campus.

I told him that if he screws up during the tornado drills, they'll put him in remedial classes. Now I'm trying to make him duck and cover, but I can't make the siren sound because Ronan's sleeping. I also told him he'd better home his classroom gets to go to the girls' room because the boy's washroom floor always smells like pee.